From The Mouths of Babes

"Tiffs, do you still have a baby in your belly? Can I spank it?"

"Tiffs, did I hurt the baby? Is he crying?"

"Do you have a baby in your belly? Is that why your belly is so big?"

"You have a baby in your belly? I want to see him! Open it up!"

"But I can't see him!"

And by far my favorite....

"Miss Tiffany, how did you get a baby in your belly?"